Jokes
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Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.

Q: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?
A: BUTTER-fly!

Q. Why can male elephants swim whenever they want?
A. They always have trunks with them!

Q. Why did the teacher jump into the water?
A. She wanted to test the water!

Q: Did you hear about the slow swimmer?
A: He could only do the crawl.

Q: Why was Cinderella able to swim so fast?
A: Because the Prince found her glass flippers!

Q. In which direction does a chicken swim?
A. Cluck-wise!

Q: What kind of fish can't swim?
A: A dead one

Q. Why did the girl have problems swimming?
A. She didn't have boy-ancy! (Buoyancy)

Q. Why wasn't Susan afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?
A. Because it was a man-eating shark!

Q: Why do you keep doing the backstroke?
A: I've just had lunch and don't want to swim on a full stomach.